WHO?

We’re basically just three very chilled-out entertainers, y’know?

Ant — Ex-rugby player and programmer. Significant brain damage and rarely sober; everything a capable programmer should be.

Jeffreys — Honestly, not that cool (he’s Canadian), but willing to do more work than Pip and Ant, and therefore a valuable commodity.

Pip — The coolest cat in the kitchen. Short, British, bald . . . predictably bitter and cynical.

Feel free to contact us directly. If we write back, you know you’ve arrived.